Hello Folks,
This poem is one of my few attempts at dry humor. I was attempting to give it a slight Monty Python style. I hope I succeeded, but that judgement is up to you. JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE FRIDAY This establishment will be open half day only. All employees wishing time off are asked to submit in writing any requests no later than two days prior. If possible an alternate to cover your position should be designated. Pay will be straight time with the usual O/T bonus. Of the three per cent cost of living differential. All time off will be taken from vacation time, if available. Otherwise, it will be counted as a non-pay day. Paychecks, usually available at the end of shift on Friday, due to a glitch in the computer system, will be mailed out instead. We are confident in the assurances of the Post Office, that service will continue in its normal efficient manner Since it is expected to be a light volume day, the dress code will be relaxed. All wishing to bring in a pot-luck lunch are heartily encouraged. . IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES Questions and suggestions may be left on the executive voice mail. Your input is important to us. A response may be made in an appropriate and timely fashion. If there is need for personal consultation, however Management will Not be available. Good Luck and Best Wishes. Thank You for your continued support. Jack T. Leyton 2000 Lately, we seem to be having a few of these ourselves. I hope we continue to get thru them in a successful manner. Good Luck and Best Wishes Thank you for your continued support. Jack 🖖 ✌️
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